Expectation: get up early, have healthy breakfast, wash my hair, knock out my reading assignment for my Gender class, taking copious notes while being awesome, then power through my paper for applied soc before grabbing lunch and going to work.
Reality: stay in bed too long, throw hair in bun, drag self out for coffee, read my assignment, what are notes?!, realize I’m going to be late, forsake paper, grab soda and animal crackers from vending machine at work.
